Saturday, June 28, 2008

Death is Common

I have a Mohawk.

Trendy vintage punk hair styles aside, this week has been one for the record books at work, for shitty happenstances occurring in a row, I even had 2 days off, although the one I don't know why. Lots of breaking down in numerous trucks, I almost killed my swamper because he pisses me off, I almost died twice in the same day, and found out my SUV is going to cost me roughly in the $1700 area. So that is peachy fucking keen. Gets fixed this week, so there go a chunk of my savings.

Positive note? my Boxing and Muay Thai are steadily getting better. Estevan may be opening a MMA camp, so that would be stellar so I can up my training without having to travel too far. If I get nothing else out of it, at least I'm getting in shape. Even though I have a tan outline of where my work shirt is, so that's unattractive, but I blame the sun for scarring my moderately attractive body. Hate that cunt...

Lately Ive been catching up on alot of my Video gaming, and there is one thing I have noticed. Guitar Hero should not be played on the DS. The hand/wrist cramps are immense and the strumming on the touch screen makes me bitch songs alot more than if I was playing them on the Guitar peripheral.
Also Im not as bad as I thought I was at FPS' namely Medal of Honor: Heroes 2 I beat the first mission on the hardest difficulty with hardly a scratch, so all those hours of Counter Strike with Graydon were going somewhere.

My dogs are like bad kids, they get into shit, they do things they normally don't do, when they are around each other. One pissed on my coveralls, they both ripped apart the bag of cat food this morning when I was at work. Akuma gets into the trash can sometimes. Nemesis can't be alone without Akuma, hell he can't even piss without Akuma. I hope he grows out of his dependacy on Akuma.

Also my friend Mike woke from his coma, he got hit by a drunk driver last week and he was in a coma, so thank whatever higher powers are out there, that he is awake and stable. He is one of the few friends of Kitten that I actually trust, respect, and actually like. So good news there.

Other than that not much to report. I'm hungry, I think A&M is calling my name.
Ill post pics of my Mohawk, and dogs as soon as my camera stops being bitched.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

When Sweat Mixes With Blood

I hate summer. I really do. There is nothing about summer I particularly couldn't live without.
The heat? Hate it.
The bugs? Hate them.
The energy sapping sunshine? Fuck that bright cunt.

After mother nature opened her legs and pissed on us for about 4 days I had a few days off this past weekend.
My parents decided to visit my uncle Duck. It was a basic visit with basic conversation about the same shit. Which suits me fine, since I don't really give a fuck about back home. Now if Duck would shut the fuck up about me going to work on Service rigs, Id be set. I don't want to take a job that only pays 3 dollars more than mine, but is like 5 times the labour.

King Slave was in town this weekend, I missed him, but Ill see him again sometime in summer. If you haven't heard his rap music you really should, he's really an intelligent guy, even though he raps about politics, super heroes and living in Saskatchewan, its really solid music.

Also that old lady across the street is one more mean look away from a Thai clinch and a broken jaw.
Her fucking dogs (one is a shiz tzu, and the other is a beagle) bark consistently without losing their voices for what seems like days on end. Then my puppy Nemesis barked once for no reason other than my Husky Akuma bit him, and she comes running across the street and gives my dog shit for barking? GIVE HER THE BROKEN FACE!!

Other than that me and G are the joint internet Uno champions. Work is gay, and my SUV is still needing service, although I finally changed the oil (It was 20,000km overdue)
Ill see how the rest of this week turns out, even though the weather looks a lil bit too warm for my liking...Cant wait for winter.

Fuck Summer

Friday, June 13, 2008

Acheivements of an Otaku


I'm not going to lie to myself, I'm a nerd. Video games are as much as a part of me as ink is a part of my skin. My first game console was the legendary NES I got it when I was 3 but I was playing computer games on my DOS operating system even before that. When I was a kid, I entered video games competitions to showcase my skills, and alot of my friends and peers knew me as the guy to beat, (maybe not CJ, but that's for a good reason) my first competition was a Mario 3 one in Mackenzie.
I love video games so much. Although for a few years (2004-2007 area) besides the dozens of games for my Gamecube, and a handful for my Gameboy Advance, I hadn't really immersed myself in the culture and the news of the phenom that is video games.

3 years spent on other things like tattooing and MMA

But ever since the Wii came out, and my friend Din MADE me buy one, I haven't had as much fun with a game system since the N64 (1996 release) Then I proceeded to buy a Nintendo DS Lite, which in my opinion, might be the best game console EVER, based on the range of games. Ive dove head first back into the gaming industry. In under a year I have obtained 18 games for my Wii and I have finished all but 2 of them. (Okami and Medal of Honor 2 for those of you who are curious) Also I have just finished Final Fantasy III for the DS after it had been sitting on my shelve for about a year. I now own 7 DS titles, and am looking to buy at least 2 more this month.

RPGs and Fighting games are my favourite, but I seem to do well in any genre of game.

Video games are a big part of my life, and my friends' lives and I can honestly say without them I would be a worse version of myself today. They kept me out of shit with the cops, and helped me develop some really deep bonds with my friends. Board games just cant do that for me (Unless its D&D but Ill get into THAT topic some other day) Even my girlfriend has started playing games with me, and she has been owning me at Smash Brother Brawl far more than an average noob should O.o

Sorry for the game rant, but like I said Nerd.
(Be thankful I didn't list off all the consoles and games Ive ever owned, and gave reviews on em all ;)

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Good TImes

Sometimes in rare happenstances, things go good for you in life. Although a majority of the time, life makes you its bitch. My current status is the latter. Allow me to explain.

Yesterday it rained 2 inches, I had to move a rig, with a truck push (foreman) who has nothing short of the brain power of a retarded infant. So that was fun, 6 degrees, rain, and 30mph wind.
But hey that's work right? Fine fair enough, lets move on shall we?

My girlfriend's laptop got hacked or something so she cant login into her OS (Vista) we know her password, its a universal password for all of our stuff, and suddenly it stops working? We consulted a tech person I know (Thanks by the way Ash) and she said basically how things worked out, I'm like a passed out freshman in a fraternity. I'm fucked. So one of my computers don't work, so what right? Fine fair enough, lets move on shall we?

Today I show up to work early and ready as usual with my dirty ass work clothes on, and wouldn't you know it? They 'forgot' to tell me I was canceled...again. Day off I suppose.
On the way home however, my SUV's 4WD totally gave me its two weeks notice, and fucked off on me, so now I got to find a mechanic, and fix my 4WD or it will die on me. This will cost somewhere in the thousands to fix. Not to mention the autobody shops are so busy it will be weeks before I can even get it in, all the while I live 2 miles away from my work. Looks like I get more exercise.

Sometimes in rare happenstances, things go good for you in life. Although a majority of the time, life makes you its bitch. My current status is the latter.

Hoo-ray for the latter.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Rainy Days

Another rainy day so my work got canceled, for those of you who don't know, I move oil rigs in southeastern Saskatchewan, and when it rains its hard to move hundreds of tonnes of steel out of muddy conditions, so I got up today early, only to get canceled as I walked out the door at 5am.

So I went back inside and figured Ill jump on the Wii Fit for those of you who dont know what that is, check this out.

Went to Wal-Mart in Estevan today to check out any DS titles I might want. I have to admit, had the customer service been better, I might've bought Star Fox Command, or Rune Factory. I swear everytime me and Kitten go there, this bitchy chick just avoids us, and we ALWAYS buy something, so its not like we go there to browse and piss her off. I think it all started when CJ found the copy of Saw 4 she hid from the customers so she could buy it, and he bought it instead for me.

So I bought Meet the Spartans figured it might be half assed funny. I actually think the movie 300 was excellant, but parodies dont bother me like some fanboys out there.
Also lil side note? Attention city of Estevan: Get more places to eat that arn't fast food, Im on a diet for MMA, and KFC made me feel like complete shit. Also what type of city sets up a detour into a fucking construction zone? Please correct this at your earliest convience.

Other than that I dont really have much else to say. Might go play some Counter Strike against Poison Hemlock aka G-man.

I swear Ill have much more interesting things to say, and less summaries of my day in the future. Just didnt know what to write about today.

Also my new puppy Nemesis? Fuck that guy.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Let Madness Ensue

New Blog starting...well you're reading this so...NOW!
Me and Poison Hemlock are on the blogging scene again. Will it be interesting? Will it be enlightening?
Probably not.

Check out me
or Poison Hemlock at http://poisonhemlock.blogspot.com/